This Works Dry Leg oil. Amazing

[LadyMountbatten]

www.thisworks.com/skin-deep-dry-leg-oil.html
Here it is.
It costs a chuffing fortune.
I was given it by my mate for a birthday years ago and used it up. Couldn't justify another so wasted masses on soap and glory horrible scented glittery crap amongst others.

This gives your lizard legs a nice gentle sheen without stickiness. An amazing, slightly medicinal , smell and is also good for arms and shoulders as summer looms.

Works on dragons, too

Remus!! No
way

I saw an episode of embarrassing bodies once where a lady's legs were so dry they looked like tiger bread!

She cured it with deprobase & cling film every night.

As a result I slather that or aqueous cream on nightly, and cannot eat tiger bread.

We have dragons? Why? Where? How?

My legs get lizards lives in extreme cases

Lines.

I've ordered it - so easily persuaded. I've also ordered some sandals from Bertie after a thread about horrid M&S shoes had a link to the Dune website.

£125 down, must stop clicking on links.