I am trying!!!

[Mumof3men]

but really must wear my glasses at the weekend, just spent half an hour waiting for my nail polish to dry-only to discover that I had painted my nails with liquid eye liner.....

just the sort of thing I would do

excellent :)
It reminds me of a time when a friend of mine at school put clear nail varnish on her lips, thinking it would be like a semi perm lip stick.
The results were not pretty.
She also cut her eye lashes to make them grow quicker and longer.
The girl liked experimenting :)