I have gone out and bought myself 6 of the bastards and 2 pairs of bootcut jeans. After everyone saying the only reason people wore them was because they hide a bit of baby weight, i thought hang on, i don't have to be fashionable in short tops and look like a load of old sausage meat wrapped in string. So i went out and bought some fitted but skimming/not tight 'tunics' and some shaper bootcut jeans from new look and i feel great, AND am getting no end of compliments and questions about whether i have lost weight!
So cheers guys, i love my new 'denial clothes' 
(now perhaps someone could tell me what mum boots and waterfall cardigans are and i may get those too)