Did we start a thread hooting with laughter at Emma Forbes?

[MariahScarey]

The piece in last weeks mail about her style advice ?

dear me, they do look like something out of the 1986 lulu collection for freemans

She ought to audition for a bit part in "Murder, She Wrote"

She is mumsy personified even in her funky jeans

lol that the gilet outfirt is subtitled "edgy"

MIND YOU to be fair the daily mail only ever ever ever lets women wear nude heels and wrap dresses

The trousers and dinner jacket combo is like a panto costume. Poor Emma.

Since when did asos rebrand itself as As Os?

It's all totally hideous particularly the 'dinner party outfit'. Where on earth did they get the stylist from?

My eyes!

The dinner party outfit is so awful it's brilliant.

I went to school with her stylist!

Ye Gads. That spider woman maxi makes even the monstrosities in Per Una look stylish. And those trousers have given me a migraine.

I like the 'Going for a walk' outfit though - indeed it is the very thing I might wear myself to erm...go for a walk, i.e. caring about being warm, dry and comfortable rather than stylish.

This just illustrates how hard it is for a grown woman to look good in ASOS clothes.

I checked her Pinterest boards. Looks like she has had a style wake-up call, just like many of us. She's trying very hard, inspired by VB and Miranda Kerr

As for the 1980s trousers and exaggerated shoulders, I fear all of us will be wearing them some seasons down the line. I've seen quite a few twentysomethings doing power dressing...

Lots of teens doing ironic take on power dressing but on true grown ups it looks thatchery. Ds friend wearing big shoulder dynasty dress but at 18 she looks cool

Boxing day walk is nice, the rest is utter tripe.

A parka, skinnies and knee length boots? For a Boxing Day walk?? I quite literally would never have thought of that!!!! (makes copious notes)

Re: 80s. If you wore it the first time, you shouldn't the second time.

She is a truly lovely looking woman. But the hair is very 1989 and the stylist needs to be sacked.

Agree she is great looking but bloody awful clothes ... The carol concert outfit wtf !

It's the hair. The 80s look is very alexa Chung who could get away with it

Someone needs to stage an intervention.

Get Emma out of the "funky" mum clothes and into something naice. She is a naice woman. I would just like her to dress like a naice woman, not try to be edgy or "funky". Just be naice, Emma.

hair is DIRE

Hair is dire.

I think she must share a hairdresser with Kaplinsky and Silverton.

Wtf is that skirt she is wearing with the cheapo looking fur gilet? Vile.

What does Emma Forbes do again? She must have mates at the DM.

Hahahaha!

That has given me a good laugh.

The only thing that isn't completely repulsive is the 'boxing day walk'.

And what's with the atrocious 65 year old's shampoo and set hair?