Help!

[merlin]

Skin on chest and shoulders looking bit dopey and wearing a stroppy dress tomorrow!

Quick fixes needed- shall I slather on cream/serum tonight?

Sorry to hear about your stroppy dress.

Spelling fail!

That would be ropey skin and a strappy dress!

Lol. And your dopey skin.

Must- it'll have a stroppy body in it too at this rate!

Exfoliate, slather on the cream. Get to boots and buy a tin of Sally Hansen airbrush legs and a tan mitt and spray mitt and lightly pat on a tiny bit of healthy glow.

Speak nicely to the dress and feed it chocolate.

Ok- off to the bathroom I go! Thanks.

Netto- DH just popped out for some milk and a large bar of fruit and nut seemed to find it's way into his basket too!