Here is a random challenge...

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Size 10 or 11 ladies high heels. The tackier and more outrageous the better. However they have to be as cheap as possible!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/size-11-black-patent-mary-jane-shoes-3-5-heels-schoolgirl-riot-girl-goth-tv-ts-/110946823635#ht_500wt_1414

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEXY-STILETTO-POLE-PLATFORM-SANDALS-SHOES-SIZE-3-11-/160562360555#ht_3649wt_1397

'Not outrageous enough' Please don't ask.

Second ones better but really really need something cheaper!

These? Don't look at the name of the shop !!

Perfect but too expensive. I am searching with caution, amazing what else comes up!

what about these? You could always rhinestone/feather them to make them more garish...

awesome

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STRAPPY-PLATFORM-HIGH-HEELS-/251149269599?pt=UK_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3a79a9ba5f#ht_500wt_1414 from same seller as Boris

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STRAPPY-PLATFORM-HIGH-HEELS-/251149269599?pt=UK_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3a79a9ba5f#ht_500wt_1414

away from the crazy big shoes now

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADIES-GIARO-SIZE-UK-10-44-PINK-STRAPPY-HEELS-GREY-PLATFORM-STILETTO-SHOES-2nd-/180968919828?pt=UK_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item2a22969314#ht_1700wt_1397

They are all fantastic! DH is looking now - he says his dress is royal blue so what would suit best? twat

We live pretty close to the first red pair linked - dare we risk collection?!

Oh please do and report back on whoever opens the door !!