I need new pants.
I always used to get my pants from Gap, but they've had nothing I like for ages.
I like the style that has a little tiny "waistband" - an elastic top edge, about 1 cm wide. A bit Sloggi-ish, but coloured or patterned rather than black/white/beige.
As I said, Gap were once totally reliable for this sort of thing, but no more.