Shampoo vs. Dishwashing Liquid

[Lonelylou]

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out
sooner! I use shampoo in the shower.
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my
whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this
warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY"

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I
got rid of that shampoo and
I am going to start showering with dishwashing
liquid instead because its label reads

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO
REMOVE."

PROBLEM SOLVED

Lonelylou You are my hero. I will be trying this from now on, and hoping that fairy liquid allows me to be wearing size 0 in a matter of months.

Oops.. that should be wonders what could bring my brain back from mush

Tamisara I believe using fairy liquid gives you wings too!

Wow! Can't believe no-one has thought of this before. It explains everything. After I've finished with the fairy liquid shower I'm going to spray on some WD40 because to stop my knees squeaking.

What a lovely idea . But be warned my darling dad washed his hair in fairy liquid and went very fluffy !

I got up this morning and washed my self in something to 'give bounce to tiredness'...I can't stay still!!!!

I thought that was red bull lou

OMG! Do you mean I've drunk shampoooooooooooooo