Have you got a beautiful young girl? Click this thread!

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This is a beauty pageant for girls aged between 3 and 11 there is going to be cash prizes and lots of girlie goodies for all of the little princess' who enter. the main aim of this pageant is to increase the confidence of many little girls in the UK. We will be running workshops to help the confidence of the girls and help them meet loads of amazing friends along the way! please get in touch asap! :)

She might have gone on a workshop on dealing with adversity.

I think we've earned our nest of vipers badges for tonight

Grrrrrr.

So glad that MNHQ have not already deleted this thread, some brilliant responses here

I'd enter. I have my Pretty Woman hooker outfit and talent all ready.

If you don't let me enter i'll have you for agism.

3-11?

The age range there is bizzare.

A 3yo could still legitimately be in nappies - an 11yo would have started secondary school.

I have a 4yo DD and she'd love this.

She also loves talking to Siri on the iPhone.

I don't trust her judgement much.

I love the fact that mNHQ have just thought 'fuck it, let them do their best' with this thread.

Come back OP.

sometimes i doubt everyones commitment to sparkle motion.

I think throwing them to the wolves has been much more effective at teaching the op the error of her ways than deleting the thread ever would :)

See when I started work, many many moons ago.. it was thought funny to send the new girl out to buy "stripey" paint.. now we are in the digital age, its easier to throw them to the vixens on MN!

Not much of an advert for 'confidence workshops' if she wimps out without even trying to defend herself

I do have a lovely little girl actually, the most talented, adorable, sweet, loving beautiful child in the world ever, bar none. Strangely, the all other mothers of daughters also believe that they have this child. They do, because they have little girls who are valued for who they are rather than what they look like. I bet the kid I used to teach with a large facial birthmark could enter. A lovely natured girl, intelligent too but I doubt she'd win.

When I did my work experience at "Texas" many, many, many moons ago it was a left handed screwdriver, a length of umbilical cord or a long weight.

I find it slightly worrying that the only online reference to it is facebook and mumsnet...

OP I suggest you read Tanith Carey: Where has my little girl gone.

Then hopefully you may gain a conscience and some moral fibre.
I don't know how you sleep at night.

That worried me too Sophisticatedknickers.

Farking stupid OP but fecking great flaming ladies....bravo!

My beautiful DD is too young for this however I would gladly let you try to put blue eyeshadow and fake tan on her.

You will lose an eye at least.

Can't even get her in tights most days so it's a good job I just love her for who she is, Dungarees and all.

Agree with sophisticated above, why is this shite nowhere else except Facebook and here? Strange. The only place you advertise is here??

See, good ol self modding at its best.

all welcome at my new thread in Style and Beauty....

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Is this some kind of scam?