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[PageantCoach]

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This is a beauty pageant for girls aged between 3 and 11 there is going to be cash prizes and lots of girlie goodies for all of the little princess' who enter. the main aim of this pageant is to increase the confidence of many little girls in the UK. We will be running workshops to help the confidence of the girls and help them meet loads of amazing friends along the way! please get in touch asap! :)

We can comment if we like OP.

That's what you do on an open forum.

arf GetOrf, no one is asking for ghastly children

Childs'

I bet those bitches at miss Mini north west put the ugly children in last place though.

We can comment if we like OP.

That's what you do on an open forum.

Apostrophe fail

poor PageantCoach, you've been thrown to the wolves

DD is not so keen on princess though, do you have a workshop on pond dipping and tree climbing? they are her two favourite things atm and se would love to meet likeminded friends.

Hilarious, bet OP wishes she'd never come near us now!

Hilarious, bet OP wishes she'd never come near us now!

Is it ok if my son enters in drag?

My 10yo DD is so beautiful that people stop me in the street to tell me.
She's a gymnast and is tall and slender- but worries she is fat - leotards are very unforgiving.

I wouldn't let her do anything like these 'pageants'.
What would they do for her self esteem?

fancy putting your email and telephone number on your facebook page....?

"This is so funny. Pageant coach does not see any little girl as ugly.

That's told you ferret!"

They're all winners!!

@ twinkle - lmao

MN on top form tonight, i reported and 26 seconds later they responded Anyone else fancy following the link and spamming the page...

My son is beautiful, can he enter?

FFS, which idiot suggested you advertise on here?

How does entering a pageant increase a girls confidence? Is the OP saying that make up etc on 3 -11 year olds is the way to increase their confidence?

Really? How shallow.

Are there any non-girlie goodies on offer?

PS, Can boys enter - I have a little son who scrubs up very well in his Little Lord Fauntleroy velvet britches and blonde curls.

Perhaps you could get Peter Andre to be a judge? He really loves kids, you know, and his own management are just as clued up on MN demographics as you are.

i have but she's thirty now. she wouldn't have been in a pageant anyway.

I went shopping today and i was at the amount of clothes for my toddler which were only suitable for a 10/11 year old girl!

I dont want her to look sexy/trendy just being a litlle girl dressed in appropriate clothing would be nice.

I found 3 dresses which were suitable for a toddler!

what the hell is this all about?
what messages are we sending out to girls 18 months +?