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[PageantCoach]

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This is a beauty pageant for girls aged between 3 and 11 there is going to be cash prizes and lots of girlie goodies for all of the little princess' who enter. the main aim of this pageant is to increase the confidence of many little girls in the UK. We will be running workshops to help the confidence of the girls and help them meet loads of amazing friends along the way! please get in touch asap! :)

My dog Blaise would lke to enter.

She 's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier who loves to eat princess dresses, looks rather fetching in a tiara and enjoys skipping through long grass.

Ooh, they have 7 whole likes on Facebook.

Looks like it's not a popular idea anywhere else either!

OwlsOnStrings, OP is probably work experience or the new girl and the rest of the team told her she'd get a good response from us!

amothersplace- may I just say how much I love your username- it's fantastic.

I would rather my daughter looked like a bucket of arses in a wig then went wthin a foot of one of your confidence building workshops.

Market Research. You're doing it wrong.

lol at 7 whole likes and the sad face after 'mine looks like my MIL'

I do not agree with those pageants and hoped they would not catch on here. I think there could be valid reasons for a campaign against them.

"bucket of arses in a wig"

So this is "confidence" in the very special sense of "taught how to make themselves look the way you think they should look, rather than the way they actually are"?

Ace. I can see why a whole seven people have liked this one.

Ds is 9 he"ll have a go, he entertains his sister by doing the story of the prat princess when he thinks I can't hear I'm sure he'd be happy to dress up for your pagent though.

Dont delete it MN - looks like this lady is about to be educated on what should and should not be posted on Mumsnt - a valuable lesson i think and I am finding it very amusing watching her trying to dig herself out of the hole she has started

Come back Pagentcoach i would like to watch you squirm hear your views.

I'm guessing at least 6 of those 7 likes are the organisers of this farce too

Where'd she go

why do you need a coach for a pagent?

took her ball back and gone to play in her own garden

moo hahhah

This is odd actually a quick google comes up with links for MiniMiss but thee is nothing about MissMini?

thank god for that!
i dont know how much more american crap this country can take!

I think she was the intern and they set her up

I tried a google search and got back a lot of pages of mini coopers for sale.

I have a beautiful daughter, I would never put her on this sort of crap, yuk it's just tacky.

I got a thread abouthow someone misses theirmini!

PageantCoach is probably busy spray tanning four years olds and strapping them into sequinned bikinis to come back and post here

Why?

Why??!

rats.. the comment about "bucket of arses" made me laugh so much I have spilt my popcorn.. OP seems to have fled now anyway.. the fun is over