Ridiculous things I want

[yellowraincoat]

Anyone got any ridiculous clothing wants they KNOW they'd never wear but want anyway?

this for example

Where do you wear that? No idea. Want anyway.

Its reduced...buy it! I want a jumpsuit but it would make me look like a bag of spanners.

I know, I love it!

But I am skint.

I thought that you link was going to be some gorgeously impracticable silk cocktail dress from NAP

Can I ask why you want it???!!

Ha ha ha.

I just like it!

It has ears!

I know, I think it's cute.

I tried on such a jumpsuit recently with a view to wearing it for clubbing but it just doesn't suit me, my bum is too small.

I do this with jewellery and accessories. E.g. a bronze bracelet with semi precious stone brambles etc I will never wear it, but I like it very much.

Your bum is too small?!!

'Bum is too small' Sorry those words together in a sentance...I don't understand

It wasn't a stealth boast, peggy, I just don't have the sticky out Nicki Minaj style rear that a jumpsuit requires.

big bums are all the rage!

big bummed ladies, your time has come!

Probably the world has a way to go yet before mine's in vogue. The problem with my big bum is that there's big everywhere else to match

Im envious. No matter how skinny I get I will always have a backside with the power to eclipse the sun.

If I looked like that model I'd walk round naked never mind in a unitard with ears!

at this tread
That jumpsuit is not to my liking ......
I constantly lust after shoes/ boots that would just not suit my lifestyle - have even regularly on occasion been known to purchase said heavenly beautiful and gorgeous impractical shoes in the hopes of getting a life ( wearing them one day)

I lust after totally impractical jumpers that have beading and embroidery, and are dry clean or hand wash only.

I won't buy them because:
I don't handwash let alone go to Dry Cleaners (gentle machine wash in a net bag)
I have 2 DC - so clothes don't stay clean
I have 2 guinea-pigs who will chew ribbons
I'm a messy eater

It would live in the laundry basket

The Anya Hindmarch Maxi Zip satchel - currently half price in the sale - about 400 still though.

It looks very touchable.

sweet jesus, they do that in a size 18. Please tell me that no-one as lardy as me has actually bought one. I'd look like George Dors' simple sister.

I saw a absolutely stunning evening gown once and I wanted it soooo much. It was so elegant, had subtle diamonds ( ) sewn in to it so you would sparkle at every angle.
Sigh
I can't even describe just how gorgeous it was.
£3000 though. And I would have nowhere to wear it apart from the local high street :(

peggy, rejoice your big bum! It's all the fashion these days!