I would rather look like Jordan

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I saw a picture of Amy Childs at Ascot and whlst there was nothing inherently wrong in what she was wearing it was just totally meh. You can imagine she wears pretty much the same thing whatever she's up to and it just looks so boring. Bodycon dress, big shades, wrist bag, platform shoes, fake tan, false eyelashes, big hair and glossy pout. She can only be about 20 but could look any age up to 40 easily.

Katie Price otoh can't be said to be a stylish woman but at least she has her own look and isn't afraid to stick with it. Somehow I like that more than the cloned TOWIE look.

Am I alone in this?

Yes.

Both as fake and plastered with slap as each other imo - I really can't see any difference between them, eyelashes, fake tan and hair extensions etc.

Oh I don't disagree at all about the face. It's more the outfits. With a TOWIE person you could predict what they'll be seen in. But whilst you would know KP would turn out in something skimpy it could take any other form after that.

I'm not saying that's a look to admire even but just in the papers KP's more interesting to look at.

KP's horse is very beautiful.

Nope,still not getting it, they are both two peas out of a pod

I wouldnt want to look like either of them to be honest...have they not heard that sometimes less is more. They both wear so much slap it ages them by about 10 years. If I HAD to chose though, I think Amy would reluctantly get my vote.

Yuk

I rest my case: Jordan out with a TOWIE person at the weekend.

Lauren (TOWIE) wearing short tight dress
Jordan wearing some kind of pyjama based outfit

I obviously spend too much time on gossip websites to even have thought about this in the first place.