following on from the horrors of M&S's sale section, take a look at these...

[OracleInLeCoracle]

have you ever seen a less flattering pair of shorts outside of M&S?

Not shorts but Next can alwasy be relied on to have stuff that makes the model look awful

yes these which are advertised on the right!

God all the shorts on sale at warehouse are awful

these is it a skirt, are they shorts? theres no need to know.

draw the eye to your hips with these beauties

this fetching two piece will take you from beach to bed.

orville

nice!!!

pyjamas

and I'm off to bathe my eyes in bleach

Oracle, your last two links don't work any more. Have you embarrassed Warehouse into removing them?

"The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request."

mind bleach??

Oh no! They were hideous

Oh no! They were hideous

I was reading an old mag in the doctors the other day, and the fashion editor had said that she would definitely be buying that revolting leather and feather dress, and pairing it with a bow tie!

Seriously, I'm no great shakes in fashion myself, but in the picture she looked like Orville crossed with Frank Butcher!

now theres an image!!

I'm slightly worried that the size 16 is low stock on that feathered dress. I love it but as a six 16 I would indeed look er overstuffed.

where to start?

the tropic trousers

WTF, warehouse, denying us entertainment!