I just want a jumper :( Impossible.

[orangeandlemons]

Sick of crap cold weather. Sick of trying on holey jumpers that need something underneath. I looked like a sausage in fishnets

Long sleeves, baggy, not slash or high neck as large of nork. Preferred back hem lower than front. Am a summer so: White, sea green, blue, pale buttery yellow, or pink. Neutrals/blacks/greys make me look ill.

Nothing holey or remotely see through, or slubby or Aztec. Does such a thing exist? In June?

Normally I'd recommend Land's End -they do loads of great basic jumpers - but can't see anything really baggy, mind. here

Or Celtic Sheepskin (don't worry, jumpers are not sheepskin!) - gorgeous but a bit pricier - see them here

This asymmetric jumper from Isabella Oliver is lovely, I have it in both blue and orange. The blue would suit you if you're a Summer. I got mine a while ago with a decent discount code so worth hunting around for one if you like it.

Love both the the Isabella Oliver one (but is it maternity?) and that Celtic Sheepskin stuff is fab, but colours are a bit sludgy for me, which is a shame becasue the styles are great.

I want them all

How about this site - woolovers? Lots of good quality, and what my Mum would call 'proper jumpers' and big selection of colours. Or Brora but might be worth waiting for the sales - a bit of an investment buy but it will last forever as long as the months don't get to it first

at Brora's prices. Some interesting one on Woolovers though (and cheap!)

Off to dig out credit cards