Most effective home face remover

[thepeoplesprincess]

And by most effective, I also mean cheapest.....

Has anyone used a home microdermabrasion/peel kit that's actually worked? I neeeeed new skin that looks less crumpled and porous.

Home face remover!?????

Have you tried a belt sander? or possibly bleach?. ask the Russian Mafia I'm sure they can give you some tips.

You don't want to remove your face without a professional's help.

i would NEVER recommend removing your face!

Watch the film Face Off but it looks like it might sting a bit.

and you would need a week or so off work............

Check out the acid sizzlers thread

don't forget to buy a marker pen so you can replace it once you finally work out how to remove the one you have.

Why do you want to remove your face"?????????????

Good God woman -are you sure???

Do Ronseal do something?

Full on catsbum here! maybe I should look into it

Would you try a transplant instead????

There is a long standing aciiiiiid thread in S and B where folk, including me, have seen results. has to be maintained though

Hannibal Lecter might have some tips

Wouldn't try it at home....

Actually there was a thread in 'In the news' about a man with mental health problems who did that for free. I think he has been sectioned now though.

No advice, just laughing madly.

Thanks! Cheered me up no end.

me too :) I have days when I want to sizzle my face off -( like atm when I have six mahoosive pmt spots ) but hey ho - removing it is a little over dramatic.... HAve you seen "Face / Off" ?

Acid sizzlers.

I don't even think I want a professional to remove my face.

Wow. Face remover...

What would you replace it with, OP?

Might I suggest you think again, as it sounds like it'd smart to me...

This is really making me laugh!! Vinegar and bicarb? Or what about that hair djollop that says you musn't leave it on for more than a minute? Perhaps a George's Marvellous Medicine style concoction? Or Copydex? Do you have a new face to replace it with??

DH is pissed off because I can't stop laughing.