Emergency spot treatment required!

[Givingupmyjob]

I have an enormous lump on my face. It isn't going away ( been there about five days) I NEED it to go for the weekend. Any suggestions as to how to make it go away?

Ok, this will sound odd, but you need to add 'Klaxon' into your title, and possibly, move it to Chat - that will bring a collection of posters with experience in these matters (do be prepared for some interest though...)

Have you tried sudocream? I'm not promising it will get rid of it completly, but I do find that putting some on at night (or any other time you can get away with having a while blob on your face!) will make it a lot less visible, paticularly if it's red.
Another trick is disolvable asprin. I use it in a face mask mixed up with some cream, but i have heard that just putting some directly on to one spot can help, but not tried it myself!

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