What do you use Nivea for?

[warmandwooly]

I have used it as a handcream (good) and use it sometimes as a moisturiser if my skin is dry. What else do S and B people of MN use it for?

DH uses it when he sunburns his (shaved) head.

I wish my mom was on Mumsnet as she'd probably fill a page with her uses of Nivea. She's obsessed with it - there's not much she can't 'cure' with a cup of tea, 2 aspirin and a pot of Nivea. What I recall from my Nivea-infected youth:

Lipbalm
Makeup remover
Lubricant for if rings are stuck
Aftersun
All-purpose moisturiser/massage cream (thick layer with gloves/socks on for intensive treatment)
Cuticle cream
Anti-chafe cream
Hair wax!! (in lieu of anything else)

There must be many more. Her influence reigns though, as I always have a mini tub in my handbag.