Oh wise and stylish mners 
They must be summery but shoes not sandals
" not completely flat but not high heeled
" ok to drive in
" flattering for big (size 8) feet on the end of skinny legs (ie not make my feet look like canoes!)
" suitable for every day wear so comfy enough to do a bit of walking in
" quite cool and 'in' (which is something I have no idea about shoes-wise)
" not expensive
And they must be red (at least partly). Just because I fancy some red shoes!
I can't find any and will be eternally grateful