Gawd elp us

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horrors

I think the florals are some of the better outfits! The tutus are insane.

I saw a beautiful, slim woman today wearing an amazing outfit out and about today. She really did look stunning. She was on her way to Aintree.
Funny that the Daily Mail didn't publish a photograph of her

The Mail is also running loads of stories about MediaCity in Salford at the moment. They are showing photos of Breakfast presenters wearing coats and saying how cold it is in Manchester and also how people are scared for their safety in the general area. I've spent lots of time in and about MediaCity and never once felt scared

They really hate Liverpool and Manchester

What is the point of a fascinator?
Apparantly they are banned from Ascot this year. A pity Aintree can't ban big knees.

The mail is an abomination of a paper but this was supposed to be light hearted.

Noddy I did larf, to be fair

There are a few lovely outfits amongst that lot tbf. Most of them look like they had a run in with a cheap sofa and lost though. I've never been to Ladies day and probably never will, but I love looking at the outfits for a laugh.

disclaimer I'm not stylish at all myself so am probably in no position to judge.

What a horrible thread

Not my style at all but what the hell - they think they look good - they are having fun - what's the harm?

Why such vitriol?

And the Daily Mail is an odious mysogynistic rag of the worst order.

Sorry but I don't think sneering at people is light-hearted.

Harrumph

WHere is the vitriol?

I am evil btw so maybe thats it

Oh dear....steps away.
Passes Noddy a

Fair enough. Maybe I used the wrong word.

"Contempt" would probably be better.

Double harrumph.

oh sanguine, look away then.
it's funny. and this is a mumsnet tradition.

MrsDuvall fascinators are only banned in the RE at Ascot, can be worn in the Grandstand (and the Pimms tent )

But they're just laughing at normal people. Can you imagine being printed in the paper for people to laugh at?

God I hate the Mail.

OK I'll look away.

Still stand by what I said - hate threads like this - but I admit to being in a grump today.

[Brews another for Noddy and co as goodwill gesture]

Most of them just look bloody cold. Every year teeny dresses, mahoosive wedges and a tinge of blue under the fake bake.

I laughed most at the pic of Wayne sort of levitating in a ghostly, hair be-plugged manner behind "our Coll".

Keepthechange.
Exactly! Most of those women probably know they're not Elle McPherson but what should they do? Stay at home in a darkened room.
Horrible sexist shit.

I don't think these women don't give two shiny sh%*$ what random people on an internet forum say about them.

I just don't have it in me to never have a snigger at the outfits you see at Aintree. They're bloody funny. Nobody's being nasty.

I love a good bitch about racegoers frocks.

:o

Ohhhhh I didn't read the thread.

Bollocks if you're all being all earnest.

Noddy come round mine tonight, bucket of Pimms and a bitch sess. Mmm'k?

Can I also add that porn star shoes have to go. I don't care if it's Posh Spice wearing them or someone at Aintree, they're just so ugly and clumsy looking.

I am meh about the thread.

The 'article' is shite and is posing as some sort of fashion piece as an excuse to take the piss out of wc women.

It is vile.

Bless Colleen. Even with all those millions she still always looks like she just popped in to New Look before coming out. She needs to lay off the botox, too. Serious vUlcan brows going on there, and she is still young - no need for t!

I will pinot. I doubt many of them would be pleased at being called WC tbh