Ladies beware

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of the mumsy rock chick omg

The sound of a 1000 black biker jackets being tossed into the charity shop pile . . .

Ohmygodthatsme! Well not me, but my hair, my jacket and my scarf! Luckily not my husband. Am now off to light bonfire.

ew ew ew

why is she channelling Anthea's hair ?

Is that Mrs Holmes?

She ruined her hair going blonde!

I live in fear of going down that road although my mum hasn't so I think I am safe!I aspire to this as I get older Head in clouds emoticon!

She always comes across as havin a mumsy sensible persona to me, the new look doesn't seem to suit her somehow

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have 3 biker jackets.

It's a warning to US ALL. Wearing a levver biker jacket = ending up married to Eamonn Holmes.

Isn't that the MN scarf?

My biker jacket is currently at the dress agency - hey perhaps Ruth bought it from there!

Do you reckon Eamon is wearing spanx?

Fern Britton also does biker jacket and mumsnet scarf combo

Imagine having sex with Eammon Andrews...

Oh hang on, he's dead. I meant Eammon Holmes. It would be a bit hefty.

I always get Eammons Holmes and Andrews mixed up.

Eeeww, Eamon always looks to me as if he smells. Especially on a hot day.