Sorry for the language, but what the buggering hell

[LoopyLoopsIsTentativelyBack]

... is this all about?

Eeeek..that's just nasty!

Oh damn the stars pair doesn't come in my size. Only a tenner too! Sigh, will have to stick with wearing a curtain wrapped round each leg....

Just as bad in New Look:

www.newlook.com/shop/womens/leggings-and-jeggings_20019

I went in there last week and thought I'd gone back in time 20 years.

I understand the pyjama type trousers (not that I would wear in public) but the leggings linked to have no rational explanation.

That link should have had a warning on it!