Quick! Your votes on this frock!

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Is it

A) VILE VILE VILE ARE YOU MAD?!?!?

B) Amazing. I want it.

C) All right, I suppose, if you like That Sort of Thing.

D) Personally I think it's ghastly, but then I wear lots of well-pressed clean new clothes from Isabella Oliver, and I do understand that some people wear odd patterned dresses from the 70s and who am I to judge.

Thanks in advance

Well now I just want to buy it out of spite

TBH I think it could go veeeeeeeeery right or veeeeeeeeeeeeeery wrong. I think if I were devastatingly cool, very young and perfectly formed, it'd look amazing. As it is.....

Sorry, but I hate it - very Abigail's party.

A. Ghastly.

A but Showy likes it

I am surprised at the strength of feeling! I still maintain it's gorge, it's just a question of whether a lumpen, weary, none-too-groomed woman hurtling towards early middle age can carry it off!

It is a D from me but I alos really like gnomes link so much so I have just bought it

Nay, nay and thrice nay. If you've hips you'll look as wide as wide can be.

Unless you are planning to wear it for a bad taste party or a joke, i'd step away to be frank.

sorry

A. With a bit of D thrown in.

B- it is gorgeous, and would look great with tan heels and gold sleepers.

I am a well-documented 70s obsessive, though...

A

and I generally like mad stuff

A. It's a bit grim.

Ooooowoooo my eyes

A

It would look ok if

you were auditioning for a part in Abigail's Party.

Arf @ 'a bit grim'

I shall sleep on it. I'd get it if it I could return it a la ASOS. The trouble with vintage clobber is it's such a blarsted commitment.

A. It's fucking awful. Sorry.

A. It is comedically bad. Please don't.

I'm widely known as a retro freak and wacky dresser but by god that's an ugly dress

Um. C I think.

I can see you in it, if that's any help?

C

it would be vile on me,
but if you are Bohemian (and tall and Alexa Chung)
it could look quite amazing

still can't do strikethrough

If you are super slim and willowy you may get away with it in an ironic retro way if you are average in any way itwill look dreadful.

A unless you are stunningly gorgeous with interesting hair and can only be working with heels.

It would probably look wonderful on Alexa Chung or Claudia Winkelman and even they would get the piss ripped a bit.

I, however, would look like I was wearing my Granny's amazing spare room curtains.

I would look revolting in it. But my 5'8, size 6-8 dd1 has a v similar one (but shorter) and looks gorgeous in it.

MUCH shorter