Who can find me some bum lifting age defying youth regenerating and allround flattering cropped jeans?

[Chicinwellies]

And I don't mean to the knee, just a few inches cropped. Also would like to not have to make it too noticeable on the bank statement ....

I love the mih paris jeans but they're about £145 - think more cropped jeans will be coming in the shops over the next few weeks though