Am I the weirdest shape ever?

[jocesar]

I'm new to s and b- haven't given it much thought before. Have always fitted into size 12 ish. I'm an apple/rectangle shape and have had 2dc's. I measured myself the other day. What a shock- I have a size 12 bust, size 12 hips and size TWENTY waist. I knew I had a thick waist but this is ridiculous. Surely I must look bizarre?

Oh, any if anyone is the same, let me know what I should wear. And comfort me please with other wired shapes.

You are an apple shape, aren't you? I have no waist either, which I greatly regret. But good boobs and good legs. Skinny jeans with a loose top are good for me. Or a short tunic dress with opaque tights and heels for night out.

But no, not the weirdest shape ever. Really.

I knew from the title that you were going to be a apple!

I live in opaques and skirts in the winter and skirts and bare legs in the summer. I can't do dresses because my thick waist makes me look pregnant. After years of trying, I have given up the quest for a pair of skinnies - if they fit on the 'waist' they are too baggy on my bum and legs, if they look good on my bum and legs, I havent a hope of fastening them up.

But I'll watch this thread with interest in case anyone has any bright ideas.