This new fashion of a "Benefits cap" where can i buy one?

[Fregley]

goes straight to hell

It's a limited edition only 26000.

I wear mine jauntily o'er one eye

OR should i have posted this in Health.
like Friends with benefits.

do they wear a cap?

Cap? Fucking CAP?

Tug your forelock and be grateful to have hair.

here

this is mine
i am jan from howards way

Ooh yes.

A pointy one with a big B for blagger bone idle benefits on the front? Just to make sure everybody knows who they are...

I am more interested in the MN gestapo and what the uniform is like

when people say "judgy pants" i hate it. Its on a par with Hun
no im fecking judging.
no cute phrase

Well I jolly well hope it didn't cost more than £2.50 or its just wasteful

Would the pants be saggy, greying y fronts, like an ancient judge might wear? Or something more hoicky, to go with the bosoms? If the latter, I need some.

You can make your own with a squeezy washing up bottle, empty loo roll tube and sticky back plastic - get an adult to help with the cutting out.

You can't afford one.

They are only for the vair rich and vair Tory.

You don't need to buy one, you're entitled to one and you can get it free on the NHS.

I think a 'Benefits Cap' would be more like how Andy Capp wears his

Bullshit you can get one the NHS. With all those benefits you are "scrounging from hard working taxpayers" you can buy one from Philip Treacy.

i thought they looked like
this (well in scotland anyway)

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Maybe this?

Don't you get one free with your 50" plasma TV?