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Crepeys/Hagsnet - the moonlight beckons!

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MrsSchadenfreude · 19/08/2011 23:47

Grin

Because moonlight gives you a nice glow and doesn't show up your wrinkles or grey hair.

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Stropperella · 27/09/2011 20:58

ds cannot go anywhere without all of his Sonic the Hedgehog pants and a big sack of Lego Star Wars figures. Yeah, socks - what's the point of them?

Blackduck · 27/09/2011 21:12

Strops my ds would love your ds. Sonic and star wars, fab! I have been known to make light sabres out of cocktail sticks!

herbaceous · 27/09/2011 21:37

Hello hags

Gosh, having older children does sound, er, eventful. One of my accepted careers for DS is professional musician, so I plan to become all tiger mother on his ass if he doesn't do two hours piano a day.

I too am an utter pedant - not surprising, really, as I was a sub-editor for about 15 years. I remember the practice/practise thing by thinking of the advice/advise example, and how they are pronounced differently.

Just back from a long weekend visiting friends in the north. Ilkley and Leeds to be precise. Ilkley is lovely, if possibly a bit twee, and the bit of Leeds we stayed in was alarmingly rough, for a soft southern jessie like myself. Back to back houses! Bin yards! Cobbles!

MrsSchadenfreude · 27/09/2011 21:45

One of the more entertaining things I have had to do during my career was to translate "On Ilkley Moor bart 'at" into Romanian, for an excellent MP to sing at a function. It translated as "La Munte de Yorkshire fara Palaria." And yes, the audience were as bemused as you would have expected, especially as he performed it with a knotted hankie on his head. (It was at an NGO Convention, at the party afterwards, where we had had some impromptu folk singing and dancing from the Romanians following the consumption of a lot of tuica and palinca.)

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Stropperella · 27/09/2011 22:10

How many languages do you speak, MrsS? Am thinking I should try learning another one to counter mid-life-brain-shrivel, amongst other things. Which one do you recommend?

LOL @ tiger mother herbs and the 2-hour piano practice. Start stockpiling the wine now. You will need it Grin

BD, well if you are ever Bongo-ing down this way I'm sure my ds would be very pleased to play "Aztecs and Spaniards" with your ds Grin. The Aztecs run around in the garden in their (Sonic) boxers and the Spaniards try to catch them and sneeze on them. That Horrible Histories has a lot to answer for.

CointreauVersial · 28/09/2011 00:07

Blimey, reading that last page I thought I'd stumbled into Pedant's Corner by mistake. I am a pedant at heart too (less/fewer transgressions by newsreaders have me foaming at the mouth), but the practice/practise thing I'd clearly forgotten.

On the subject of tantrumming teens and tweens - I am wondering if there is something in the air. 10yo DD1 has been absolutely foul this week; I actually shoved her out of the front door at one point and left her to stew on the front drive as she was hurling shoes across the living room in a rage (after I'd completely unreasonably asked her to take a plate into the kitchen). Oh, you've so much to look forward to, Herbs.

I had a nice relaxing weekend at my Dad and Stepmum's. I'm not sure whether to admit to this, but DSM was throwing out some old clothes and I thought I'd have a quick rummage.......may I just point out she is a very stylish....er....74yo, with a large clothes budget.....anyway, I came home with all sorts of goodies - a Wallis jacket in a turquoisey tweed, a navy Laura Ashley chunky cardi, a Banana Republic cream lambswool poloneck, a Kaliko wrap dress, a cuddly alpaca jumper, a gorgeous black leather jacket and a couple of Per Una tops.

It felt wrong somehow, but hey, free clothes! She said "oh, I didn't know you liked wrap dresses; I gave a lovely Diane Von Furstenburg wrap dress to the charity shop a couple of weeks back". Weep.

bigTillyMint · 28/09/2011 07:28

Ah yes, the shove them in the garden technique. Used a few times with DS when he was younger. Out the back though - far too visible in the front on our crowded victorian terraced streets in London!

Well, no meltdown this morning (and I am told none last night, but I had escaped for a drink with friends!), but I'm sure it's not over yet......

Envy CV - even if my mother or MIL were chucking clothes out they would a) never ever have worn anything I would wear
b) be completely the wrong size as they are short-round-things and I am a tall not-as-slim-as I-used-to-be-thing!

Blackduck · 28/09/2011 08:05

I love the randomness of this thread, it may be in S&B, but sidles into 'Parenting', does a passing nod at 'Education', a stealth 'AIBU', and a lightening raid on 'Pedants Corner' .......

Herbs was wondering where you were!

CV my MIL has horrendous taste in clothes so no way would I be taking anythng from there!

Stropps - Aztecs and Spaniards - you are on! (Angry Aztecs is one of ds's favourite books, and he started to write his own 'Stupid Spaniards' - no offense)

Dp get up at 2.00 this morning (don't ask me why) and dog was on his huff/puff iritating thing again - he seems very 'itchy scratchy' - fleas?

rubyrubyruby · 28/09/2011 08:16

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DukesOfTripHazard · 28/09/2011 12:25

Great observation Blackduck "I love the randomness of this thread, it may be in S&B, but sidles into 'Parenting', does a passing nod at 'Education', a stealth 'AIBU', and a lightening raid on 'Pedants Corner' ......."

And mental health!

CointreauVersial · 28/09/2011 13:01

It's true, I am lucky having a rich, stylish and similar-sized SM, although her taste is sometimes a little too Joan Collins for my liking. Her first action whenever I arrive at the house is to drag me upstairs to see her latest clothing purchases, but I have learned from bitter experience to give honest opinions and not gush, after a couple of unfortunate occasions when I was presented with a similar item at Christmas ("you said you loved my new gold and pink diamante-encrusted belt so I bought you one too!"). The correct response is now "probably wouldn't suit me, but will look fabulous on you...".

No, she is a lovely SM, and I know how lucky I am reading some of the threads on here.

My mum, on the other hand, has always been very under-confident regarding fashion, and I often find myself persuading her into new/up-to-date looks that she wouldn't have had the confidence to try otherwise.

Then there's my MIL, who is fond of Bon Marche, polyester trousers and "comfortable shoes". I think her wardrobe is safe.

Anyhoo, on an exciting note, I have now paid up for the Christmas Meet-up. Yay!

bigTillyMint · 28/09/2011 14:47

And only 9 sleeps till the crepeys meet-up!

MrsSchadenfreude · 28/09/2011 20:04

I feel this is the only place I can share what happened to me in Monoprix tonight (where I went - unusually - accompanied by DH in "helpful" mode). I was looking at the chickens, when I sneezed loudly and suddenly. I felt my tampon slither out and lodge in my knickers. Fortunately they were quite tight granny pants knickers, and I just had to walk as if I had shit myself awkwardly until I got home, with DH keep asking me "Why the fuck are you walking like that?"

Perhaps I should change my name to Mrs Bucketfanny?

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DukesOfTripHazard · 28/09/2011 20:09

Now that Mrs S, that is why this thread is in Style and Beauty Grin

bigTillyMint · 28/09/2011 20:13

Love it MrsS Grin

Blackduck · 28/09/2011 20:34

MrsS :)
Whatis annoying me about the whole AF thing is having had years os having it sussed, being regular as clockwork, it's like going back to being a teen again and having those worrying moments that it might turn up when least expected and at an inappropriate moment!

motherinferior · 28/09/2011 20:36

O lord, yes, Blackduck, agree totally.

Mind you my clockwork cycle has never been quite as clockwork as I always made out

CointreauVersial · 28/09/2011 23:14

Nooooo, MrsS!

I've certainly had one drop out in the loo but never in the fresh produce aisle. Cringe.

Blackduck · 29/09/2011 08:17

I'm haveing a 'god I have wasted my talents and undersold myself' day Sad Bugger....

Stropperella · 29/09/2011 09:16

BD, sorry to hear you're feeling down. Spare a thought, however, for those of us who have no talents to waste Grin. The only talents I have are for being more than averagely crap at just about everything and getting extremely anxious about things that other people barely even notice. I am in the premiere league for both of these.

Blackduck · 29/09/2011 09:34

Stropps, I so do not believe that....

Stropperella · 29/09/2011 13:45

Sorry, Blackduck, I wasn't very helpful or uplifting, was I? :)

Would you rather be doing different work from what you are currently doing or would you like to be doing the same kind of thing, but in a different environment? Or is that an undiplomatic question? Grin

DukesOfTripHazard · 29/09/2011 14:34

Now then Blackduck...

What talents in particular?

It's never too late.... Mary Wesley wrote first novel Camomile Lawn in her 70s.

Have a nice bun and a daydream.

You can re-sell yourself for more Smile

The other way of looking at it is that really wildly successful people aren't any happier. My mate who writes films and big TV shows goes through just the same agonies as anyone else, only in better clothes.

Blackduck · 29/09/2011 15:10

Am currently sitting in a park in the sun about to pick up ds and have taken tomorrow off so life isn't all bad! Dukes you made me Grin
Its long and boring, and if I can be arsed will post later when not on iPhone. Off to take ds to love-in fest that is his piano lesson!

wilbur · 29/09/2011 15:42

Snort at MrsS! At least you didn't wet yourself at the same time. Grin

I would like a nice bun and a daydream, dukes, that sounds like a perfect prescription. A colleague just came in with her 8 week old baby - very cute and I had a lovely cuddle and then gave it back with a very happy sense of "thanks god those years are over". I will cuddle my huge unwieldy babies later and be pleased that they are growing up, despite looming stroppiness and hormones.