hahaha I just had a brazilian. its bloody hilarious

[GretchenWiener]

and it wasnt so painful OR embarassing. we talked about Cruises. One of us knew a LOT more about this than the other. I only said OUCH twice.
10 mins all done

Knickers on or off?

When mine came off was when I blushed but don't find them painful really.

well knickers ON but i dont know why.

she said i was VERY brave*

(* and she never says that to everyone at all ever so dont say it)

I know you were looking forward to Thursday but this is ridiculous

I blush when they ask if you want your arse done.

[stingyness overcoming embarrassment]

'yes please'

there was NO arse questions

Lol at thursday.

Did you have to pull and then separate? I giggled all the way through my first one and couldn't meet the beautician's eye.

But how comes brazilian - I didn't think you liked them?

i dont think i have hairs on me bot

was talking to mate who is midwife. she said everyone has 'em
i thought right ill bloody try this then.
so here i am
bet i wont be arsed ( !) regularly

I wait until my bi yearly anal bleaching appointment before worrying about arse hairs

The arse questions and knickers off are what stop me getting a brazilian.

And yes, I do have children so have no dignity left.

Just can't bring myself to do it.

If the midwife said put your head in the oven woudl you do it

'I don't think..'

neither did I. Turns out i was wrong

i think best to just front it (!) out. fess up as newbie. she very cool - barely stopped talking. was v good.

if youve done labout this is a wlalk in the park

lol. you KNOW i am a curious sod though cybbo.

( midwife doesnt herself)

Ah, but you like swimming dont you

I dont so feel no need to remove

H grateful even if I've got full Mcrewick mutton chops down there

ROAR>
i dont swim.
it was purely research. Now have done. AANyhoo was FREEE as had so much credit built up on loyalty card.

I know but until they offer to put a screen up across my tum so I don't have to watch I don't know if I can do it.

If I did, I'd have to go to a new beautician.

I may be a weirdo

I thought you had to go on all fours and cock a leg for brazilians? I've had knickers on ones before where I have to lift my leg up to my ears (or something).

How do you keep your knickers on?

I a brazilian everything off? Or do they leave a little Hitler 'tache?

oh yes def go to irregular beautician. go on rippy

Thin end of the wedge in my book

it'll be lip plumping and ear stretching next

Is, even.

good god, the arse thing and knickers off have me running a bloody mile at the thought!!

i have two children too but just cannot bring myself to show someone else my fanjo and have to pay for it!! Plus the whole idea of "pull and then seperate" - no, just no.