hahaha I just had a brazilian. its bloody hilarious

[GretchenWiener]

and it wasnt so painful OR embarassing. we talked about Cruises. One of us knew a LOT more about this than the other. I only said OUCH twice.
10 mins all done

Look. I've met the OP and now I have a picture of her, butt nekkid, with a hairy arse but wearing only a landing strip at the front.

It's making me feel queasy. Please cease and desist.

I think a vajazzle next, just for research purposes
Biwi are you up for it?
Op may have to wait a few itchy weeks

No. Thanks, obviously.

Can't face the thought of arse-waxing. What if she tore the tops off me piles?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!