hahaha I just had a brazilian. its bloody hilarious

[GretchenWiener]

and it wasnt so painful OR embarassing. we talked about Cruises. One of us knew a LOT more about this than the other. I only said OUCH twice.
10 mins all done

How is it a proper brazillian with pants on? I have to hold my leg over my head while twisting my arse in multiple directions. Most women have hair on their arses by the way.

yes i bet .
i dont think will do regularly. but nonw i can tick that off the list.

Must be wonderful for all the gynae's to have a good old gander at the topiary nowadays. Amazing how birthing books are no longer like the 70's versions where the birthing mother is usually letting it all hang out, and is, shall we say, rather less than depilated. A modern version would look quite different! I digress, sorry!

they give you those little paper pants that immediately get pulled right over to the side, leaving everything hanging out.

but i feel like an exhibitionist without them, like those silly little modesty screens they give you at the doctors as they carjack you fanjo open.

shocked at the OP

SHOCKED

I would be too scared to even try.

Bottom waxing? Does one have to splay butt cheeks with hands?

Hang on don't even answer that.

Mani pedi and cut and tidy before birth?

Is that what is expected from gynae wards now?

Right, just asking, how do they wax the less smooth bits? Will I have to stretch and hold taut my bits?

And don't lie: it hurts doesn't it?

oi when did lapin sneak back in!!!!!!!! congrats

gretchen - i have said it before - get a hobby

No, don't think it's expected Getorf...don't think anyone less groomed would be turfed out.

IMagine
oh yes mrs blogs you are in the hirsute ward

But isn't it itchy? Is there a special "after-cream" involved?

not yet and no

I do my own with an epilator, I'm 'ard me

at Mcrewick mutton chops

netto - you epilate the whole thing?

Netto - ouch!

I'd complain to your local council about a lack of appropriate leisure activities if this is what it's come to.

Is there no Zumba class you can go to if you're that desperate?

You had your feet done too?
You have feet hairy enough to wax?

Yes I have to pull one bum cheek to the side at a time. The other bits she stretches herself (she does wear gloves). I also have my feet done - well toes as I get a few fine hairs there.

Wait till you need a big wee in the middle of the night and it all goes down one bottom cheek/inner thigh (voice of experience)

purely research, eh? what's next, vajazzling?

Why?

That is all I have to say on the subject.

Its not that sore, and it's free, plus no embarrassment factor.

I once tried wax and almost glued myself shut, then got tissue stuck all over myself so my fanjo resembled a two year old's collage.

I want a vajazzle, really.

Bet you look v odd just standing up nekkid.

I am so old I am still startled when I see an adult female baldy in the changing rooms.