Are we wearing hats on our foreheads now?

[RamekinSkywalker]

I have a wedding to attend in July. Just checking.

ok, so the process is

1. botox your large forehead
2. find decorative hatpin
3. skewer hatpin through forehead and your non-hat shaped hat
4. mop up blood, possibly while badly doing your eyeliner
5. consider yourself jaunty and oh so modern. ta da!

the no more nails process sounds less difficult and with longer lasting results.

I think I shall buy a shitload of no more nails and repackage it in expensive looking glass jars labelled "no more hat pins"

QVC / Ebay here I come...

staple gun?

Just a thought...but could we get MN to change the royal icon so that the crown is stuck on the side of the smiley face?? So much more modern and with it....

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i think tech is on the case