I'm going VIRTUAL CLOTHES shopping on here today if anyones interested. Wear comfy shoes.

[Cyb]

I need GOING OUT TOPS.

To wear with skinny jeans and heels or tapered

Was plagued with wardrobe panic last night

for the many cat lovers amongst us

milkmaid meets Widow Twanky?

OK, don't answer that one.

Even you are not this bonkers

I like that vero moda one v nice.Purple one is a bargain and nice shape.

one shouldered tops make evryone look like betty from the flinstones

Ok, I've found you five tops TWICE NOW and managed to wipe the whole post.

Going to post each one individually now so apologies for mental OTT posting rate.

Please don't hit me for saying mental.

I agree icod but other people seem to like them.

Not peasanty and not exactly a top but look how pretty

have we done parrots yet?

quite nice

bit too migrainey?

Those printed chiffons look a bit hyacinth unless you are flat chested and 6ft tall

I was looking at this last night. I like those sort of sleeves.

You might be more of a patterny gal though

I agree - especially with pussy cat bows or frilly high collars. Is Cyb not flat chested and 6 foot then?

I also liked this. Some people look gorgeous in neutral tops. Not me unfortunately

I could not wear that in a million years. I'd just look washed out, dumpy and uni-bosomed.

I know what you mean though - for someone with the right shape and skin tone, lovely.

What, the latte one?

I would look awful in it too. Horrific. But I do like it, as emery would say

Yep. Everything about it is wrong for me - sits across my widest part, no waist, short in the body, insipid colour, cuts my arms off at the fattest bit!

Whatever you might think of my style, I know what suits me and I stick to it!

I'm warming more to the idea of a wispy jacketty thing to throw over what I already have, like that pretty one from JL

nodders I agree about fine line with chiffony things- I did do have slim top half but dont want to push the Mrs Slocombe thing too much

Fellatio your milkmaid meets window twanky made me snort

Looks like something Grayson Perry would wear

I think I have been channeling mrs slocombe a few times with the pussycat bow .The only thing for me is to stop eating!Have lost a few pounds and hence am able to wear a dress that I love tonight which looked HORRENDOUS before xmas

Alright alright dont rub my nose in it

cyb a few pounds literally! nothing major but I was podgy at xmas and miserable