I have an awful feeling I may be a potato

[Lizzylou]

What about your arse?

The shame

I'm a nectarine tis my best asset

Yes I think mine is a potato too.

Oh well, I have great boobs so you can't have it all

Bloody hell. Those dresses look like something The Saturdays would wear on a rough night out.

My arse doesn't look like any of those. While the rest of me is spreading, my arse seems to be shrinking. I could be lemon, possibly - a knobbly, hard lemon.

They don't mention flat arse. Apparently that would be too difficult to dress flatteringly.

I have a flat arse.

No idea. Can't see my arse. Who cares? I use my arse for sitting on and wasting time on MN instead of doing all the stuff I should be doing but don't want to.

I think I am more of an over ripe mango, agree tacky dresses.

yy I agree that the dresses are vile.

mines like a sack of potatos, not just one

I think I'm a potato, that's actually quite depressing.

Yeah, I was wondering what happened to flat arse. People* always comment that I have no arse (mostly I just think this is my mum and sister being jealous because they have huge arses).

• my family

I have no clue what mine is . I don't think it's any.

I have a flat arse too, so don't really fit any of those descriptions!

My tummy however resembles a sack of spuds...

saggy - rotten avocado perhaps?

Having seen your bum in a manner of speaking Lizzy, if it is potato it is a 'desiree'

Although I think mine's a spud as well But they are soo versatile..mash em, chip em, roast, salad, nice with a crispy jacket and something tasty on the side....

Mittz

I was thinking mine was more a knobbly baking potato (prob out of a "value" pack), but thankyou

I think I be be a head of broccoli.

'may be', sorry. Gorn all cuntry there.

I have just vomitted at the sight of snuck a look at mine after my post-shred (amazing what talk of my bum can do) shower.

2 carrier bags of cottage cheese springs to mind, unfortunately.

damsel and DS, I thihnk I have a flatarse too Doesn't look too good with thunder thighs

Oh that is asking for trouble, Lizzy.

The rule is that you NEVER look at your own arse, and rely solely on accounts from your husband. That way you will always be a slightly over-groped Marilyn Monroe.

Think mine is flat and wide. What does that make it?

A flatwidearse?

Thing is BOF, DH is smitten with my behind, what crashingly low standards that man has.

Thank the Lord.

Off for a lie down in a darkened room now, doing buttock clenches.

On second thoughts I think mine is actually a bowl of fruit with a few spuds balancing on the top.