I have an awful feeling I may be a potato

[Lizzylou]

What about your arse?

The shame

I don't think the potao looks that bad??...I am quite upset that one type of bum has been singled out as a rubbish one

I thought her arse looked nothing like a potato anyway, so I wouldn't worry!

Every girl dreams of hearing those romantic words uttered to her 'I love your bum. It's just like a potato'.

Could you imagine if one our men actually said that to us, their life wouldn't be worth living after uttering those moment killing words.

Mumcentreplus, I think it is just the name, oh and the description:

"this wide bottom is probably the least fortunate; lumpy in parts, it needs careful dressing and attention"

My bum on it's own looks ok, it could even pass as minature nectarine in the dark.

However, as it is sandwiched between a pile of battered doughnuts and a pair of matchsticks the effect is somewhat diminished.

Reports like that are clearly designed to destroy any self esteem we may have garnered somehow

"This wide bottom is probably the least fortunate."

I think mine is a very large tomato. A pumpkin, perhaps? But the ridges would be unfortunate.

I've got it - it's a watermelon.

That made me laugh, i try not to get a look at my backside think it might depress me. Think im probably a potato but will turn into a peach after my diet!

Have asked DH. He says nectarine with a hint of tomato. Am off to find a bridge to jump off. What does he mean, hint of tomato? Did he read the bit about how tomatoes are squishy and fat? The correct answer was nectarine of course, darling! Even if it isn't true.

Mine is like an orange, a Terry's chocolate orange to be precise.

Or at least that's what I blame it on.

@ choc

Confused by the idea of your bum coming in segments like a chocolate orange

but if I am honest having as many terry's choclate oranges as I did when pregnant and breastfeeding dd1 is the reason I need the paper bag....no self esteem and no will power either.

You know when you tap before you unwrap and it sort of becomes a lumpy orangey sort of shape but with extra bits......well that's what it's like.

Me thinks you are too hard on yourself! Think my dh would like the idea of tap and unwrap

I'm a tomato, the result of too many biscuits, not enough exercise and wayyy to much time in front of a PC - never felt it necessary to squeeze it into a tight dress like that. Best to keep it well hidden instead methinks.