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i hate all you lot with FAT FAT legs and who HOG the boot selection

53 replies

BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:08

maybe if they made boots to fit ME you lot would have to lose some lard

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BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:17

id be like a GIANT mermaid in one boot

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MmeLindt · 30/09/2010 19:18

You are just jealous cause you have skinny matchstick legs.

BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:18

hockey calves bollocks

that might affect them for 6 months or so - not totally refigure your body for LIFE
fat legs

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BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:19

theres a THUNDERING On the high street - its biffaboot time

never mind US delicat flowers

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BooBooGlass · 30/09/2010 19:19

Ah, The Sisterhood

sethstarkaddersmum · 30/09/2010 19:19

having skinnier legs than us doesn't make you a better person, you know.

(go on, admit it, you thought it did.)

Amanderrr · 30/09/2010 19:19

"Lelli Kellis" Grin

As I don't have any trouble with boots I shall leave you all to it. [smug]

katkouta · 30/09/2010 19:20
Grin
cyb · 30/09/2010 19:20

There was an old woman who lived in a boot

rathersplendid · 30/09/2010 19:20

shut it or i'll kick you with my muscley leg

BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:20

of COURSE it does seth.
less brain power focussed on PODGY fat calves with easy access to footwear

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CerealOffender · 30/09/2010 19:21

hi heather!

sethstarkaddersmum · 30/09/2010 19:22

ok, I admit it.... having skinnier legs does make you more intelligent than those of us with fat legs.
But it doesn't make you any nicer.

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cyb · 30/09/2010 19:24

what in Gods name did you type into Google to get THAT image?

Lizzylou · 30/09/2010 19:24

You cheeky munter, I would never wear those hideous boots

sethstarkaddersmum · 30/09/2010 19:25

she didn't google it, it's a photo of herself and she is just pretending. She has Ishoos.

BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:26

lol

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FloraFinching · 30/09/2010 19:28

can't lose the lard.

When I was a size 8-10 (the stoodent years) I STILL had the fucking cankles. And I'm 5'9".

I wsa a supermodel above the waist, Nora flaming Batty below.

sethstarkaddersmum · 30/09/2010 19:28

I hope you get the help you need Badgers Smile

lots of love and hugs

BadgersArse · 30/09/2010 19:28

you fat leggers have gazillions of boots

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BecauseImWorthIt · 30/09/2010 19:32

I have four pairs of boots.

cyb · 30/09/2010 19:33

Well you all know my history with boots.

MumInBeds · 30/09/2010 19:35

Pfft, you think you have it hard. I have one pathetic withered leg so the other one has to do all the work, there's 5" differace in calf sizes between my legs on top of the 2 1/2 shoe sizes between the feet.

MissBeehiving · 30/09/2010 19:38

I have loads of boots and have beautifully proportioned legs like a supermodel. Grin

Maybe yours are just abnormally skinny Badgers ? Wink