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[ConfessionsOfaFlask]

The Bonus Mums (BoMs) Wine drinking thread is now resuming normal service on SP.
Take a seat on our Passive Agressive Furniture and pour yourself a nice .

Cakes and Double G&Ts are also welcome.

Gah, looks like I spoke too soon, it has gone very cloudy and cool :(
Supposed to be even colder tomorrow.

Hello gals- Well it's sunny here and we'll off with the girls to have some nice lunch in Reading by the river.

They want to spend their money on yet another piece of toot doll.

I want some toot!

I actually had a social life last night. Go me! Unheard of I know.

Kara - 39+4 - just keep holding on until my selected date if you don't mind.

Bonjour baby- glad you had a nice evening.

Kara - erm my date is best don't you think ?

Hello everyone.. had a lovely weekend, been to stay at my parents farm and spent this afternoon sat in a field. Its been bliss, Ive been able to relax and rest while mums kept DSD occupied. DP didnt have such an easy time, he ended up helping dad put piles in so they can put a big fence up

We're all knackered now.. oh and im burnt.. didnt realise it was that warm but there was a breeze so i think it kinda fooled me.

Kara hope your doing ok hun x

Still hanging on but getting more pains, but still infrequent and irregular... hoping the big day is imminent now!

Evening all. Hope you don't mind but I am going to have a little bit of a self-pitying whinge now.

First off I took DS to a party today. He ran off screaming in the playbarn, it then took me 10 minutes to get him to go into the party room as he was scared as there were too many people. Then it was too loud so he went to hide in the loos. Then he ran out when everyone sang happy birthday as it was too loud and just wanted to play with the taps instead of joining in the games. First off its bloody upsetting and secondly all I could think of is that I wished my folks were there as I am sick of them telling me there's nothing wrong with him.

Secondly, my sodding filling has fallen out. Of course it has. It only falls out on weekends, bank holidays and evenings.

Lastly, its work tomorrow and frankly the thought of work makes me want to jump under a train.

:( BH, it must be very hard, hopefully it will get better once you get the official dx.

BTW I am in labour!

Ooh Kara, how exciting !

how are you doing, how regular are they?

Morning Yoshi :)

sorry you're having a rotten time BabyH, you know your own child and it must feel a bit lonely when your family can't see it or don't want to probably. I hope you start getting the help you need soon.

I've made DS1's packed lunch only to see only the calendar that he has an inset day today lucky I realised in time..

morning Winter, there's a baby on the way, squeeeeeeeeeal!

looks like Gin&Water is going to be the closest - she had the 7th.

Its exciting stuff :)

Im trying not to be a sore loser, seen as tho I was wrong!!

Im so pleased its cooler today, think I got a bit red in the sun yesterday..oopps

Kara that is brilliant.

BH- ((((())))) and get yourself to a dentist asap.

Girls have 2 further days off so I'm at home today & tomorrow.

Good luck Kara

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Morning all. I am in work. Boo-hiss. I am avoiding the 300+ emails that are in my inbox from last week. In about 5 mins I am going to mass delete anything from people I don't like and pretend I've not seen it.

Kara, you need to PM me your address so I can send you a little something for the new baby!

Trust that Gin to be right. Humph.

I wonder if she's swearing yet? I got told to spend more time swearing and screaming and a little more time pushing when I had DS.

I believe I told the midwife to go fuck herself.

less time swearing and screaming. Sheesh!

Baby Thats funny.. I hate to think how ill handle it BUT DP has been told to leave his sarcastic comments outside otherwise thats where he will be standing with the door shut!!

You think that's funny - I was so off my tits on pethidine and gas and air that my first words as I looked into the eyes of my beautiful baby boy were...

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"Well thank fuck he's not a minger".

Are you serious??? Oh thats a classic line!!!

Yes those were my exact words. I have been reminded of them many, many times.

I vaguely remember the midwife saying something about how he did look lovely and DH laughing so hard he nearly fell off his stool.

ROFL at BH's Minger comment

This is the 21st century is it not?

I can't help feeling a little disappointed that KST isn't giving us a grunt by push account of labour regular updates.