ARGH!!!!!!

[ShirleyKnot]

I am at work and the Lord and Masters have graciously allowed me the great privilage of watching the match via i-player (while they all go the the pub bastards) and it keeps STICKING and going PIXELLY and I am going to CRY.

german referree....not a good start!!

Why is a german ref not good?

i'm sure he'll be fine....

how are your pixels??

THEY ARE PIXELY

I'm going to go on a rampage in a minute. A dirty big shreiking RAMPAGE

that is verrrry frustrating.
the ball is in the middle of the field now.

free kick by beaser

its on the lhs now.

every one said 'ooooor' ikn a disappointing way.

tis on rhs now.

Too stressy to watch am watching tennis and flicking!

red chap kicked it then a header and white t-shirt has it.

red chaps playing it a lot now.

Has anyone scored yet?

can't watch

Am watching wimbledon instead

white one got it.

no scores.

ball went loooong way from left to right.

Oi, the German ref will be good.

eveyone - booooooooo

STOP IT KITTEN.

I am on an industrial estate which is utterly deserted. I'm going to go an pee in someone's skip, carve a big willy in a tree and do a big naked streak.

red chap on his bum.

COME ONNNNN! LAMPARD YOU TWAT

I was being all helpful.

sTART AGAIN PLEASE KITTEN, IT'S FROZEN AGAIN...