I feel as if I’m in an abusive relationship with the Ashes series so far. Don’t want to stay but can’t tear myself away. The tiny chinks of light so quickly snuffed out. The theoretical odds versus the on pitch reality. The hope that England might actually win a Test against Australia feels about as misplaced as Stokes’ field in the last innings at the moment. At least I haven’t travelled to the other side of the planet to watch it.
Any fellow sufferers? And any die hard fans who can tell me how I can change my mindset and enjoy the ride?