Haha! This one's mine!!!

[CouthyMowWearingOrange]

Only been used once in years, and that was back in February.

This is the CouthyMow section now.

You can stay. You're cheerful!

Oh it's nice in 'ere

Oi! Trophy's mine, it's my section, remember!!

Oh piss off.

It's mine! I saw it first.

Thank you! Please feel free to drop in to mine some time. It's Only Joking. I was going to take over Feminist/Women's Issues but ...

Lost some post there.

... But I'm not brave enough.

I wouldn't be brave enough either, and I'm not backwards about coming forwards, either.

Do I get to shag a footballer if I stay?

Would you want to?!

Oi Couthy, come visit meeee

Mine smells of pee though, marked my territory.

What? Get to shag a fit 20 something year old? Hmm...let me think...

Nah, I'll leave that to my DD (WHEN SHE'S OLDER THAN 14!!)

I prefer an older man, a vintage specimen myself. Aged like a fine wine...

Actually, on second thoughts I don't want to shag a footballer. They would mock my aging, saggy body. Can I stay anyway?

Yep, the more the merrier. I'm busy fretting about Secondary school choices (or lack of), and the changes to GCSE's.

Need some light relief!

Anyone going to come and play football with me? Or lighten the mood a little? Jokes would help!

Hey, I'm Scottish. Can I get in?
Would make a change

Half Scot here, course you're welcome!

Married to a Scot! You want jokes? Hmm....

"How do you get a fat girl into bed?"

......"Piece o' cake!"

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on...

Ooooh, I like it here too,

I'm dizzy from running around MN like a loon, everyone is everywhere.

HQ are after me, I'm in big trouble, this is all my fault!