This is so unfair!

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I was recently at a function with DH and he works in a very manual job along with lots of others.

I was introduced to one gentleman and his wife who he has known for many years. Really nice older guy. I have not been able to stop thinking about him since, and here is why…

I am not joking when I tell you his face was COVERED in giant blackheads. I’m not talking one or two, but dozens of them and they were massive. In fact they would be those dilated pores. I’ve never seen anything like it! I was mesmerised, but for the life of me I do not know what his wife is playing at, because if he was my husband I’d have tied him up and spent an entire weekend taking those out.

Honestly, I swear they were SO BIG. He’d be a YouTube phenomenon. I don’t think he realises his potential as a goldmine here.

I can only pray that one day my DH ends up like that and I will take videos and I will show the world.

thanks for listening, have a good day.

Some people do not appreciate their good fortune!

I was behind a man in a swimming pool queue once. He had the juiciest looking cyst/boil on his back… massive white head in it. I had to hold myself back from popping it 😂😂😂

Get your husband to invite the couple round for dinner and then pounce!

OMG - I am just imagining it now!

Apparently I have an excellent little cyst thing on my back BUT I CANT SEE IT!!! DH has many happy hours squeezing white squirty stuff out of it and making excited noises but all attempts to film it have failed

I was once at my local dial a geek shop having a convo about my laptop. Said geek had the most amazing collection of white lumps on his forehead. I could hardly concentrate on the matter in hand. All I could think about was parting his greasy fringe and liberating those motherfuckers.

Similarly my ex husband had a fine collection of little white bumps around his eyes. Milia I suspect. They would have popped out beautifully with a needle. Sadly at that time in our relationship things were going very badly and I had no opportunity to set them free. Last time I saw him they were gone. I assume the ow managed to liberate them. Another reason for me to loathe her. They were my whiteheads the thieving hussy!

I was viewing a house with a client and The agent had a boil literally the size of a golfball on his forehead with 2 heads on it, it was mesmerising and I couldn't concentrate on anything he was saying.
I tried to remain professional but as we walked away my client (a very nice Canadian Lady) said "Jesus I would give anything to pop that"