I should LTB shouldn’t I?

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DH has this on his arm and refuses to let me a) squeeze it and b) film it. This is truly the end of our marriage isn’t it.

Wait until hes asleep, thats how I do my partners neck spots.

Do you have any chloroform?

Oh my! Not only should you leave him, MN should also ban you for life if you don't video the popping and post it. Up close 👀💥❤

OH I need that spot in my life

I would blackmail him.

I WOULD BE SQUEEZING THIS SPOT!

It’s driving me to distraction... it’s so ripe for a squeeze

offer him a treat for it

@Sadbadglad alas he’s not very bribeable... I offered him one night with Juliette Binoche (remember her!) and he still refused.

Just go for it. Tell him you fell over and had to grab hold of him to stop you hitting the floor.

Offer him a massage, and employ a squeezing-type style in that area? Dunno how to get round the suspicion of you pointing your phone at it, set to record, though.

Or maybe “oh darling, that must be throbbing, let me rub some cream on it”. SQUELCH. Feign surprise.

I remember an ex had a huge spot just above his bum crack but wouldn't let me have a go. I instigated sex with him on top just so I could squeeze it.

If you loved you’d let me squeeze it. My DH would tease me loads (knowing what a sporner I am) but would finally relent.

It looks a bit too sore to squeeze, very tempting though.

@lalafafa

It looks a bit too sore to squeeze, very tempting though.

You are clearly NOT a committed sporner, you must leave this place!

Has he relented yet OP?

No and it looks as if it’s going down by itself... despite my pleas that he should let me lance it in a controlled way or else it would explode blood and pus at an inconvenient time

If DH behaved in such a disgraceful manner, I don't think I'd be able to resist waiting till he was very thoroughly asleep and attacking that with a nicely sharp sterile needle.

I used to be with a guy who was totally horrible but he let me squeeze all his spots and he had heaps. What a jerk but I sure do miss those spots!

I have a child who is a committed sporner with a lovely array of teenage blackheads who diligently presents them to me for squeezing, and a second non cooperative child, who hides when I get my ‘spot popping face’ on (shakes head and purses lips).

@Namerchanger42

I have a child who is a committed sporner with a lovely array of teenage blackheads who diligently presents them to me for squeezing, and a second non cooperative child, who hides when I get my ‘spot popping face’ on (shakes head and purses lips).

You clearly did a great job on your first child. All my DC are like your second. Terrible behaviour on their behalves

Not popping that would torment me.