Grim and TMI - boil

[LittleScottish]

I've tried to pop a boil at the join between my thigh and my vajayjay, and the fucking thing has popped under the skin - I felt it 'go' vom

Am I now going to die of septicaemia?

Probably

HTH

Nooooo! That's not in the least bit helpful!

What colour was the boil? If it was greeny yellow, then yeah your going to die of septicaemia. Soz.

If it was just yellow, you'll only probably die.

You need to get some mag sulph on it overnight and it will probably ooze with relief in the morning.

This happened to me on my leg and it was ok, I think the body just breaks it all down.
Hopefully

Are you dead OP?

Yes, I'm very, very dead.

I did that recently with a big spot on my arse. Tried magnesium sulphate and it didn't bring it out. After a couple of days I stopped poking it and it's started going away.
Boring.
But also not dead.

Sorry to hear that LittleScottish.

Should we send flowers??

I get this all the time. Most disappointing