I know that title sounds totally wrong 
but look!! The white stringy thing on my finger is what DH squeezed from my earlobe earring hole 
And the gross hair thing is what I dug out of his jawline! He asked me to have a look as he could feel a 'scab' type thing but it hurt. So I had a look and there was just a black lump under his skin! So I had a squeeze and a dig with my tweezers and out popped this... erm, beauty? Alien? I'm not sure what to call it but it's one piece and no goo 