I know! Nothing bigger than your elbow...

[NeverTalksToStrangers]

... But i just got a huge bit of wax out with a cotton bud.

Wanna see?
It didn't even feel that dirty.

Ugh. Thread title fail.

SMALLER THAN.

Dunno. I use cotton swabs regularly. You got something I ain't seen?

It's pretty long.
And dry looking. Like I'm stunned I couldn't feel it.

I want to see!!!

I think it's big. But I may be an amateur.

That's amazing

Ooh well done!

If you've got a cat, let them lick it. Cats go crazy for ear wax. It's something about the proteins. Fact.

How could that not feel itchy?!

@LadyOfTheCanyon that is vile! Even if the poor cat wants to lick it, I'm not sure you should offer it to them!
Er, congratulations OP

Amazing! I have really dry ears they hardly produce any wax 😢

No cat here. Probably a good thing.

No idea how it didn't feel itchy. Dh didn't believe it came out of my ear. Thought it was eyebrow tint (I was about to apply some).

I'm now going to be so gutted every time I don't get the same haul, aren't I?

Bent open hair grips are your friend for this. Right after a shower is the best time!