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for your delectation - DH's infected sebaceous cyst

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Alabasterangel6 · 31/05/2018 10:21

I know how you like this, so I'll try to be as descriptive as possible for you.

He has consented to one photo, and it's not very spectacular, but I shall post it after this from my phone.

DH has a sebaceous cyst, centre back, been there for years. he had it cut out about 5 years ago but GP clearly didn't get the sac and it started to refill. It got back to the size it always was (walnut?) and was pretty static, not giving him any trouble or getting bigger.

A week ago he said 'something's changing' and asked me to have a look. So I said 'well, if you insist' Wink - it was suddenly getting a lot bigger and redder and looked ready to explode. He went to the nurse who scheduled a GP incision appt but they did say it could be 6 weeks. She was determined it was not infected so no antibiotics. She did have a 'gentle prod' he said.

Monday we'd been in the car all day, hot, with his back against the seat. He felt something was wrong; 'wet' and again asked me to check. His tshirt was covered in muck and this thing was obviously draining, so he stood in better light by the back door - luckily I was standing slightly to one side, wiped it over (with no pressure at all) with a sterile swab and it literally exploded - what hit the back door (audibly!) was a trail of revolting contents. The walnut lump now seems to have gone from hard contents to liquid contents - like it's liquefied. I cleaned and covered but it was self draining, like a constant stream of the stuff. Soaked through dressings.

He's been to the GP who has put him on a long course of antibioics and told him to get me to clean and re-dress it twice a day. I can't understand how so much gunk can be inside the thing - so much has come out - everytime I replace the dressing I use about 6 swabs. It literally runs down his back. loads comes out, it looks loads flatter, then the next time I change it it's back up raised again and more comes out. I am a sporner, and it makes even me a bit bleugh.

Wondering when the antibiotics will kick in.

Photo to follow.

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Alabasterangel6 · 31/05/2018 10:23

Doesn’t really show it well, but this was just as it was about to start leaking again Envy

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GreenHatHacker · 31/05/2018 12:29

Top marks for description!
Poor chap, though - doesn't sound much fun. Hope the infection starts clearing soon.

TaighNamGastaOrt · 01/06/2018 00:33

Wow! that looks amazing!
Thank your DH for growing this. And for allowing one pic! get more next time you clean it

viques · 01/06/2018 00:40

Wow. Would he let us have one more picture with something for size comparison, a match, or a Lego brick......

Alabasterangel6 · 01/06/2018 13:57

This was last thing last night so didn’t think to put something next to him for scale, but you can see his shoulder which might help. Once again it exploded, literally (over the sofa - yak) with the tinest of pressure. I’ll bribe him for another photo later - antibiotics certainly aren’t kicking in as of yet. I can’t describe how much gunk has come out - must be tablespoons full. Envy

for your delectation - DH's infected sebaceous cyst
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praisedbebitch · 01/06/2018 14:13

Absolutely magnificent - what a storyteller you are Smile

(Obviously hope the antibiotics work soon, your poor DH.)

StormcloakNord · 01/06/2018 14:15

I'm genuinely sad that I can't squeeze that.

StormTreader · 01/06/2018 14:17

Holy god, what a monster! Are you sure hes not growing wings or something? Grin

MsHomeSlice · 01/06/2018 14:23

oooh that looks vicious!

Your dh must be a real man of substance to bear that, and of hugely generous spirit to allow lots more photos. He could be a true MN hero DH.

do you think that will butter him up enough for more sporno shots? ;)

QuickWash · 01/06/2018 14:25

You write beautifully 🤣

Taylor22 · 01/06/2018 14:29

You've made my morning.

I'm my help medically but hope he starts to feel better soon. That sounds really painful.

Bouncingbelle · 01/06/2018 14:29

This has made my day! please please more photos of the pus

thefirstmrsdewinter · 01/06/2018 14:34

Oh god I had one of these. Wall wiping was involved. Envy

Alabasterangel6 · 01/06/2018 17:06

Well, for those who enjoy, what was coming out last night wasn’t just liquid any more but liquid and chunky cottage cheese stuff.

I will attempt more photos but having enough hands to hold a phone and poke isn’t easy!!

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NotARegularPenguin · 01/06/2018 17:08

I think it needs a good squeeze to get the gunk out. Needs evacuating rather than festering on for days.

starfishmummy · 01/06/2018 17:21

I agree Penguin. With pictures of course!!

eurochick · 01/06/2018 17:22

How to get ahead in advertising springs to mind....

eurochick · 01/06/2018 17:26

This....

for your delectation - DH's infected sebaceous cyst
viques · 01/06/2018 17:32

blimey, when I suggested a Lego brick I was thinking of a two stud , that looks as though it would need a four stud, or even a six!

Branleuse · 01/06/2018 17:38

thats a beauty

MrsMotherHen · 01/06/2018 18:09

that's quite the picture Grin

TammySwansonTwo · 01/06/2018 18:12

DH gets these but not anywhere near as much in terms of contents - kind of relieved now! Blimey. That sounds awful for him.

Sierra259 · 01/06/2018 18:15

DH had a similar one. Unfortunately it burst in the shower when I wasn't there Angry. Still can't believe I missed it. Thanks for your amazing description OP and to your DH for letting you share. Hope it's better soon for him.

TheEmmaDilemma · 01/06/2018 18:15

That is amazing.

OohMavis · 01/06/2018 18:19

Why is my mouth watering?

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