Argh, help! Bartholin's cyst? Make it go away!

[FreezerBird]

I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

Woke up this morning with, frankly, sore flaps. On closer investigation there is a sore patch on one side towards the back and possibly a very tiny lump. It's uncomfortable but not painful (yet?).

What I really want is for it to go away, and possibly return at a time when I can give it the attention is deserves. I am nine weeks into a 12 week temporary contract to deliver a big public event at the end of next week and now really is not the time to be sporting a John Wayne walk.

I have smothered it in sudocrem and am hoping for the best. Any ideas?

I know the rules but if you think you're getting a photo you're having a laugh quite frankly...

Bump, because OW

I took a lot of HOT baths (like 4 a day!) and that popped mine. I also shoved a load of salt in the bath as I'd read that was meant to help. I don't know if it's true but I was desperate.

Only took 2 days to pop and it was amaaaazing. The sporners would have been weeping with jealousy.

Agree try Epsom salts and hot compresses

Thanks lovelies.

Thankfully Barty seems to be subsiding. As a committed sporner I feel ashamed of myself for saying that, but I really can't deal with him right now.

If he ever returns, I'll be back....