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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

Lovely ripe boil.

35 replies

Thebookswereherfriends · 23/10/2017 17:41

Any suggestions for what should be done with this? It's a recurring boil on my partner's back, looking particularly nasty. He does have a doc app. But not until next week. We tried magnesium sulphate but he said it was making it really sore. I have been just doing a warm compress every evening.

Lovely ripe boil.
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Vitalogy · 23/10/2017 18:12

Well, it's certainly ripe, nice head on it. Must be annoying for you partner that it's recurring. Not for sporner corner though, the gift that keeps on giving.
So when you pop it, is there no core that comes out?

RatRolyPoly · 23/10/2017 18:20

LET ME AT IT

Believeitornot · 23/10/2017 18:21

It doesn’t quite look ripe enough to me.

Wolfiefan · 23/10/2017 18:23

Milk bottle trick?

JustMumNowNotMe · 23/10/2017 18:23

Oh yes!!! That will blow and when it does it will be glorious!

You could hot bottle it.

JustMumNowNotMe · 23/10/2017 18:23

X post wolfie!

WetsTheVet · 23/10/2017 18:24

Oh my god. What I would give....

Thebookswereherfriends · 23/10/2017 20:15

Most popular post I've ever started! [Grin]
I am not a sporner and am quite reluctant to actually pop it. Bit worried about infection etc. Saying that, it does seem like it's going to go no matter what, so want to do what's best. What is the milk bottle trick?

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Fekko · 23/10/2017 20:17

Are there some tiny ones around it?

(Can't believe I'm sitting here on a Monday night looking at complete strangers pimples).

Branleuse · 23/10/2017 20:20

Squeeze it already

Fekko · 23/10/2017 20:21

I can't believe they haven't already!

Thebookswereherfriends · 23/10/2017 20:22

Yes, 3 or 4 tiny pimples.

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notapizzaeater · 23/10/2017 20:23

I’d be squeezing it Smile

Fekko · 23/10/2017 20:26

It's going to hurt with those tiny ones. Poor guy! At least it's not under a bra strap (they are really sore).

Littlebatcalledlucille · 23/10/2017 20:31

I beg of you!!!!!!
Pop.that.boil.

Please!!!!

Oh and erm, yeah,any chance of filming it?
Go on it's begging to be squeezed!

WanderingTrolley1 · 23/10/2017 20:34

I’d squeeze/stick a needle in it!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/10/2017 20:39

Hot cloths, for ages. Get some magnesium sulphate and plaster it. Repeat.when you are ready get two tissues round your fingers, place on either side and kind of press and pull apart. If it's ready it may squirt, sorry. You will know if it's empty because a harder core will come out. Now This is the really important bit, get someone to video it and show us!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 23/10/2017 20:42

Milk bottle trick-fill bottle with hot water, empty. Run neck of bottle under hot tap. Place over boil. If it's ready, splat. If not, repeat.

Wolfiefan · 23/10/2017 20:47

Heat a clean glass bottle for 10-15 minutes.
Place neck of bottle round boil.
Hold until bottle cools.
Boil should burst.
Disclaimer. I've never done it. I don't know if it's safe and I too would worry about infection!

Floralnomad · 23/10/2017 20:49

If that was my dh I would be squeezing that .

KatoPotato · 23/10/2017 21:02

That looks fit to go! I’d place ‘peace man’ fingers over it, flat pressure into the back.... booom!!

Or... calpol syringe!

Thebookswereherfriends · 23/10/2017 21:08

I'm going in! Not going to be able to film it I'm afraid. Will update though!

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Beammeup11 · 23/10/2017 21:13

Update already, I was scrolling praying there would be a happy ending!!

Harvestmoonsobig · 23/10/2017 21:22

Will this end well??? 😖

SauvignonBlanche · 23/10/2017 21:29

That's ready to go!