The gods have answered my prayers...

[flynn80]

After years of being a secret sporners with only YouTube to get my kicks...dp woke up with this recently, the 1st pic was 2 days ago...the latter today.

It's just starting to get a head on it but he's in agony and after much begging has allowed me to have a go tonight...I'm going to save it till after strictly .

So tell me oh wise ones, how do I go about this?

There's only one photo, let's see the goods!!

Here's 2nd pic... this is very exciting!!

How can you possibly wait until after strictly???

Get him in a warm bath and with a warm compress

Oooo!!! They can go really horrible. The one in Classics started like that I think

What the hell is it though? I'm not sure it's just a spot, he's not been bitten so he's thinking boil maybe?

titsbum believe me it's taking all my strength not to dive right in.

That's a boil. Zinc paste on it with bring it up luffley. Or metanium.

Zinc paste you say...I have ds's nappy cream which has zinc in it, would that work.

We've been googling like mad and he's currently sat with a soap and sugar concoction on it.

Oof! Whack it on! And sterilise some tools too

Tools are at the ready, Im about to go in...

[grunt]

Are you going to leave us hanging op?

Come on!

No, sorry! Nothing happened at all, I popped it with a sterilised pin and tried to squeeze but nothing came out at all, so he spent yesterday with dettol on it swapping over with zinc paste now an then too but still nothing has changed, head seems to have disappeared if anything.

Hes just gone to the dr's now so will report back later, he is under strict instructions though not to let the dr do anything without me being there (rubs thighs!)

He's so selfish. Leave the bastard!

@worriesobsessive He told me the dr said its a sebaceous cyst, hes been given antibiotics and told he can go back in a few days to see another dr who removes them.

I told him over my dead body is he going without me and my camera!

I'll remove it, I've had LOADS of training! (Well I've watched a lot of Dr Pumple Popper on YouTube, which is exactly the same.)

Or you could save him a trip to the docs and do the heated bottle trick, filming, obviously!