I am SHOOK!!
The other night, I was alone in the living room while DP was out and DD was in bed.
I was watching OITNB and I've recently had this lump on my head which is annoying me. So I was fiddling around with it and giving it a bit of a squeeze.
I felt a huge POP and there was a bit of browny/bloody pus running through my hair but that was it. I checked the floor for any splashes as the pop had seemed much bigger than the small trickle that was in my hair but I found nothing.. so I washed my hair and went to bed.
DP asks me today.... "Did you spill anything on the wall above the bureau?"
There is literally splash marks (that look like dried in coca cola) all up the wall to about 8 feet high.
Interestingly- the wall is a good 6 feet away from where I was sitting at the time of the poppage.
AIBU to be a little impressed by the coverage?
(Also AIBU to tell DP I have no idea what it is....?)