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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

Oh, sporners! I'm so lonely...

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GoodyGoodyGumdrops · 29/12/2016 12:44

My family don't appreciate meSad

I've got a lovely toenail-bubo brewing, but they're not interested. Worse! The dc go "Eeeeeew muuuuuuuum!" and dh just Looks at me and says "TMI, Gumdrops". (He's happy for me to extract the blackheads on his back, though.)

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SauvignonBlanche · 29/12/2016 12:46

It can be a lonely exisistance being a sporner in RL.

Now show us your pic! Xmas Wink

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 29/12/2016 12:49

DS has an epic blackhead/whitehead combo under his nose which he won't let me near.

GoodyGoodyGumdrops · 29/12/2016 14:42

KingJoffry, ds likewise had a lovely out-of-bounds crop on his nose. He asked me for a lift.
"What will you offer in exchange?"
He gave me The Look, "Alright."
He knew exactly what I wanted Grin
And we both got what we wanted.

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HecAteAllTheXmasPud · 29/12/2016 14:44

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GoodyGoodyGumdrops · 29/12/2016 18:54

Excuse gammy feet - as you can see, I haven't had a pedicure since my summer shellacking.

So, I had a sore, hot, red toe last week. Didn't bump it or wear tight shoes. As the soreness subsided, the grey mark started to appear under the nail. It is gradually darkening as it creeps to the edge of my nail, and I know from previous experience that, when it gets there, I will be able to lance it...and foul green gunk will......ooooooze out...GrinGrinGrin

Oh, sporners!  I'm so lonely...
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MrsHathaway · 29/12/2016 19:08

Yes please.

AuditAngel · 29/12/2016 19:14

DS was complaining that his toe hurt a couple of weeks ago. I treated it by ignoring it. He came to show me a lumpy red toe, which DH announced was an in growing toe nail (he suffers, I don't so wouldn't have realised.)

DH "operated" and removed the ingrown bit.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 29/12/2016 19:16

I am very much looking forward to Gumdrops green goook.

I trust your camera is charged??

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